The Pleney secret trails in Morzine can be a dark and dangerous place, these root infested tracks intertwine and creep their way down through the dense woods that populate the Pleney hillside.
Blair Witch biking in Morzine
Venture out to early after the rain and this is a dangerous place to be on two wheels. Slick, wet roots waiting to take you down at any time sending you into the abyss without mercy. Venture out to late with the light fading behind the hill, masking the ruts and roots crawling across the ground and it's party time at the Plenadrome and you're the only person invited, your dinner!
This waste land will lull you into a false sense of security, you think you have mastered the steep, technical terrain that the Pleney possesses in abundance but you will never master the Pleney. Each day this dark, mysterious place morphs and moves, changing direction, just waiting to snare you once again.
If you ever come across the pink pig, don't go down there, there is no way out, the trail never ends, you will die!
Anyway - Fancy a rad holiday in sunny Morzine?? Muuuu hahahahaha.